COSTELLO RULZ!

ligers are awesome they are bigger than even lions and tigers they are real. jeff eaton came to my house and i tried to sleep with him but i just couldnt get into it cuz he snores and picks his butt in the nighttime and i was like totally grossed out so after licking myself clean i totally left to go sleep with my b1 because she doesnt snore or pick buts.

so i totally thought that i should move to the place where its sunny but then i heard dianne sawyer and charlie gibson talk about that that place is falling under water. GAHHHHH! is there no place for a chihuahua to find a comfortable climate except under the covers curled up in a ball but then sometimes thats bad and i dont like it cuz it smells and i get kicked and then this one time i got trapped right neer the but and that was scary and so maybe if i go to spain or to chile that would be good maybe if they would just stop the snow then maybe i would respect them until then i will poop wherever i wantand not even care because its cold out and they saw what can happen to an angry chihuaha.

okay. seriously, now. go away. i want to go out and play with lucy and the other dogs that aren't as handsome as me but some that are pretty and smell good at the park. i want to poop at my tree. i don't like to poop in the hallway or in the bathroom or in B2s bedroom, but i have to.