COSTELLO RULZ!

As Det. Lennie Briscoe

Jerry, rest in peace.  

Friends, it is a day of mourning. Our friend, mentor and confidant Jerry Orbach has passed away. Always on top of his game, as Baby's daddy, he taught us that compassion in the Catskills was truly possible. His long time role of Lennie Briscoe (see interview), he could always lighten the most horrific crime scene with an ex-wife comment. Jerry, we will miss you. We will miss your witty repartee. We will honor your memory with continuous Law & Order episodes on TBS and TNT. Night after night, although you have left this cruel world, you will live on every evening at 6,7,8 and on Mondays at 9.

You're probably, like, thinking, why is Stello finally blogging again. Well, let me tell you. IT'S FRIGGIN COLD HERE AS CRAP IN OHIO! You'd think I'd remember that something always goes horribly wrong everytime i go "home". But noooo, I'm like okay, I'll totally go travelling with you B1. I heard all about this spanish place she went with beaches and beer and hot little lady dogs wearing no clothes, but where do i end up going everytime she puts me in that stupid bag, which needs a good cleaning by the way, i end up in OHIO. but. like, the first time i came they took away something very important to me and then the second time they dressed me up like a wise man even though i'm a dog, which as a model i can usually deal with, but then these other dogs were like totally not into it and couldn't even look at the camera and the one that i swear got into the hooch a little early in the day kept farting. so as i was saying this time i think they're trying to kill me.

It's been a busy couple of months! What with my travels and modeling and writing (totally published author!) , it's just been crazy. Also, my bitch be all up in my shit. Seriously. She's like, "L'il C? Come sit with me." ""Stello, why don't you ever like to sleep with me anymore?" and of course there's the "C-baby? Why don't you blog anymore?" and I'm like, "Yo, bitch, chill... can't you see I'm totally BUSY?!?!"

For serious. I'd better get some damn bling for christmas or something cheese or meat flavored, if not actual cheese or meat! And the other one, the one that doesn't feed me on a daily basis but still manages to try and make me do stuff for her? yeah, her. Anyhow, she's all like trying to force the love from me and everything and so I totally showed her where it's at. She won't even let me in her room anymore, nevermind try to make me sleep with her. Total Ninja shittin'!! Awesome. I can squeeze one out in, like, 14 seconds or less! I rule.

Anyhow, if you've been missing me, you can totally like email me or come and hang out. I'm thinking that I might have some free time after the holidays. Maybe I'll just kick back for a while and do some thinking. I believe that it was David Coverdale of my favorite rock group, Whitesnake, who said "I don't know where I'm goin... but I sure know where I've been." It totally speaks to where I am mentally right now. Alright, rock on. Oh and merry holidays or whatever.

This one's been on my mind lately... it goes out to Lucy.